Dearest readers. You must be wondering what's been going on in this scrambled mind of mine. Well, I must inform you that I barely know, myself. Everything is a beautiful mess under my head of hair. But my plans are coming together slowly. And honestly, I'm a bit lovestruck. Don't worry about me. Soon enough, I'm going to spread my wings and my life is going to begin.
"and you told me fortunes in American slang."